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February 11

The Coolest Guy On The Planet An SEO EXPERIMENT

The Coolest Guy On The Planet An SEO EXPERIMENT

Hello and good day SEO Enthusiasts,

You will notice that not only do I mention it in the title and first line of the article but I also have

it mentioned several times throughout this article next to my name.

This article "Coolest Guy On The Planet" is an SEO experiment in progress. You see I've been working in

SEO for the past few years. Actually dabbling and experimenting with it due to not being "formally"

trained in search engine optimization. I have used black hat SEO and gray hat SEO in the past but finally

forked out the cash to get trained by one of the TOP SEO masters in the nation. I will NOT mention his

name due to not wanting to create SEO competition for myself but what I can tell you is that when you look

up the terms SEO, SEO Training, SEO Course, etc. etc. they are always listed on the first page of Google

as they are true masters of search engine optimization. My instructor is a genius and has the respect of

many SEO veterans out there.

My instructor has worked with some of the biggest companies out there with regards to providing them seo

services. He took on one such company who wanted to be number one for a very competitive term and got them

search engine optimized and ranked top ten in record time. Now if that is not being the coolest guy on the planet I

don't know what is BUT he's not going for that title I am. More on me in a moment. Back to

the mortgage story. That term was so competitive that it was said it could never be done. My instructor not

only did it but has kept the number one position for that term. I believe it was mortgage loan or home

loan I really can't remember. I mean taking on the mortgage industry for a very competitive term like that

can be very expensive and a lot of hard work that would take others way too long to complete. That is why

people would say it could not be done but he did it. I was trained by him and now am ready to see how far

I can get Mark Ress the coolest guy on the planet in this seo experiment.

Now for the who am I. I am Mark Ress and not only am I an SEO but a really good one at that. So good that

I can move  the coolest guy on the planet up the seo charts without a doubt. As for the person

who holds the number one spot well there are many ways to cheat the SERPs to get yourself there. I am not

calling him a cheat but if you analyse his page it does not follow your typical SEO guidelines for on-page

or on-site optimization. If you know anything about SEO you know that people can Google bomb anything into

the top of the rankings by just getting a lot of high PR backlinks to point back at them or rather the URL

they want to rank well for a particular term. Especially if your anchor text contains the words "COOLEST GUY ON THE PLANET". That would really help and do the trick. To me Mark Ress that is NOT being the coolest

guy on the planet. That is simply cheating. Again I am not calling anyone in particular a cheater. That is

not what I am trying to do here. I am trying to do it the right way though. The natural way. Again anyone

can blackhat there way to the top if they know how to do black hat seo tactics but that is not what I

want. I want Mark Ress the coolest guy on the planet to rank well organically and naturally.

At the time of this writing there is a gentleman by the initials of B.F. who is number one for the search

term "The coolest guy on the planet". If you go to Google.com and do a search on that phrase. I would bet

he is still number one. I have seen many people try to bump him from that number one spot but so far they

have not been successful. They slide from the 2-10 position but B.F. is still number one. If you're

wondering why I don't mention or spell out his name it's because I do not want to give him anymore help

staying in the number one spot. I want Mark Ress the coolest guy on the planet to get to the top ten for

the search term coolest guy on the planet and eventually give B.F. a run for his money. If anything I will

have had fun doing it.

You see as the story goes from one internet marketer who became famous for selling a manuscript about

"butterfiles and marketing" B.F. and the butterfly guy met in Las Vegas. One night they were together at

the same table gambling and the butterfly guy heard B.F. say to one of the female dealers I am "the

coolest guy on the planet." She kind of laughed it off and then B.F. said "No really type it in Google and

you will see bf.com. Remember that the B.F. stands for the guys initials. So the butterfly guy thought

B.F. was joking but then later saw he was not. In the butterfly guy's research he found that there is a

group of SEO "guru's" all fighting for that number one position for "the coolest guy on the planet" but no

one could knock B.F. out of the ranking for number one. So this is how the story goes or at least how I

read it in an article.

Well instead of going out and trying to get a domain name with the words coolest guy on the planet in the

domain name, since I did not want to pay, I just went to blogger and set up a totally free blog which took

me all of two minutes to do. It takes longer to register a domain and then on top of that pay for it.

Since this was just an seo experiment to get Mark Ress the coolest guy on the planet to rank well for the

search term coolest guy on the planet I thought I'd just save a few bucks on the registration. These other

guys, most of them anyway, paid for and registered domain names for with the search term in them but I did

not think it was necessary.

So now you know a little history about the whole "coolest guy on the planet" thing and why I Mark Ress

wants and is going to rank well for that search term. I just think it would be a whole lot of fun to do

it too.

Now as of this post in less than a month I got mys site http://coolestguyontheplanet1.blogspot.com/

indexed which was pretty good (and easy now a days) considering there are almost a million plus pages for

the term coolest guy on the planet. Two days later I noticed that it shot up to the 147th position and

then two days later after that it was the 41st position. I have not been using blackhat tactics but

following some simple SEO basic rules for organic growth. You will soon see that Mark Ress the coolest guy

on the planet will be ranking in the top ten for the search term coolest guy on the planet. How soon I can

not tell you but hopefully soon.

As it stands right now B.F. is still number one and the butterfly guy, who has WAY TOO MUCH time on his

hands, has a few different sites and pages ranked well for the term coolest guy on the planet. If you just

perform a search for coolest guy on the planet in Google you will see the results but since this is just

an experiment I am not worried about it. It's all for fun to me.

Now one thing I did notice is that at different times of the day different results show up and that is

because millions of pages and websites are being submitted to Google everday. Of course not all of them

are going after the search term coolest guy on the planet but Google is still getting pounded none the

less so if you check the morning results for a term and then check mid-day and THEN check at late night or

early a.m. you will see the results change. Some times the result changes are dramatic. That is because

Google is utilizing various servers across the nation and world pretty much to serve up these results. Do

they have just one bot or index? Hmmmmm now that is obvious that they do not. They have several just like

several servers managing their index at any given time which does not include all the back up systems.

Either way Mark Ress the coolest guy on the planet will rank well given enough time.

One more ingredient I am adding to the mix is articles. I will be posting this particular article up on

several article sites just to see how much of an impact they will have on my rankings AND to see how many

backlinks I can acquire in a specific amount of time. Again this is just an SEO experiment but since

others have used this method so will I. Does it work? Of course it does BUT you have to know what you are

doing and it would be nice to have control over the anchor text on other people's sites who will be

pointing back to you. Placing your keyword in the anchor text for the backlink is vital. Slowly but surely

those of you reading this "Mark Ress the coolest guy on the planet an SEO experiment" article can track

the results yourself.

If you are reading this and would like to take part in this experiment with me then place a link back to

my website http://coolestguyontheplanet1.blogspot.com/ with the anchor text or link text reading "Mark

Ress the coolest guy on the planet". The link text or rather anchor text should contain all the words

within the quotes. That is just one of the many ways you can get yourself ranking well for a particular

term and a really important one. If you can get back links from high PR sites or what are considered

authority sites then that's even better BUT there is one difference in what I am doing. Let me explain.

Earlier I said that just getting a bunch of backlinks is simply cheating in my eyes because you can buy

back links or create them with software now a days on blogging and social bookmarking sites. Some refer to

that as Google bombing and Google hates that. Technically you can point a bunch of backlinks to a site and

have the anchor text or link text not contain any keywords to a page and get that page ranking well for

another term. Here's an example. Look up the words "miserable failure" in Google. What appears as the

number one result is our President George Bush's official Whitehouse government website. What you will

notice though is that the words miserable failure are no where on the page or in the title tag,

description, etc. etc. What is happening is so many websites out there have anchor text or link text

pointing back to his site with the words miserable failure in them so he wins that top position in Google

for that term. Pretty interesting ha? Now if you are providing good content and asking others to point

back at you to share this information it is not cheating in my eyes. I have and will be having content on

my site for others to learn how to optimize their sites for the search engines. As a matter of fact I

already have a few lessons up there for seo enthusiasts to start reading. Now is this information all

new? No and most of it has been shared before but the difference is I will be trying to make it all plain

English for people to understand and utilize. I want others to learn from my site and that way they will

say that Mark Ress the coolest guy on the planet is truly the COOLEST!

Remember this URL: http://coolestguyontheplanet1.blogspot.com/ and remember the name Mark Ress.

Thanks for taking the time to read this article. I hope it motivates you to continue performing white hat

SEO and not succumbing to the black hat tactics. I know it is tempting and very hard to resist BUT if you

just hold stedfast you will succeed. Continue to check my site out because not only will I be posting

interesting lessons and tutorials but I will also be posting downloads like ebooks and software for you to

utilize in your quest for becoming an SEO. It truly is not difficult. I read some where once where it was

said that SEO boils down to three things:

1) Technical / Site Structure Issues account for (10%) 2) On-Site Content accounts for (30%) 3) Off-Site Components such as Link Popularity account for (60%)

With that being said you can come to the conclusion that off-page or off-site elements far outweigh the

on-site elements. Perfect example is a google bomb like that of the president's site mentioend earlier.

There are tons of other examples as well. For instance movie trailers usually are just a video file or

flash and have zero content that can be spidered by the search enginges. Yet because of all the backlinks

with the proper anchor text that zero content page can rank number one. Let's hope that Mark Ress the

coolest guy on the planet has shared some valuable nuggets here today.

So in your opinion is the Coolest Guy On The Planet Mark Resss? You decide and vote by placing a backlink

to my http://coolestguyontheplanet1.blogspot.com/ site.

One thing I want to get clear is that I don't think I am smarter, greater or better than those who are

ranking in the top ten for the search term coolest guy on the planet. They deserver that title...for now.

;)

Since starting so late in the game and at the bottom of the pile for this Coolest Guy On The Planet title

I think it's safe to say I have nowhere else to go but up.

To all those "coolest guys" on the planet who came before me. Thanks for starting this experiment and I

hope to make you all proud by staking my claim as Mark Ress The Coolest Guy On The Planet.

coolest guy on the planet seo articles

There's a reason why this article is called the coolest guy on the planet earth - because it's an SEO experiment.

You see, there's a chap called Brad Fallon, who's an SEO expert. If you go to Google and type in the coolest guy on the planet, BF comes out #1!

In fact, it's not only BF - there's a club of SEO gurus all fighting for that phrase, trying to knock BF off, and I thought I just had to try. So after a little bit of work, I decided to put together this SEO experiment article.

You probably can tell by now I'm using the term the coolest guy on the planet earth alot, because I want to get the #1 spot on Google for the term the coolest guy on the planet earth. Using this phrase many times on your website helps improve your search engine rankings. The keyword density within an article affects the search engine ranking for the term the coolest guy on the planet earth. However, I'm not sure if Google changed the rules ever since to something called LSI.

Also, generating backlinks to your website increases the search engine ranking, so with this article I am trying to generate more links to my website and improve my search engine ranking for the coolest guy on the planet. This also increases your page rank, which is the rank which ranks your search engine ranking, which in this case is the coolest guy on the planet.

coolest guy on the planet articles

The Coolest guy on the planet term became popular in 2005. When two internet marketers were discussing this term over a coffee one day and then decided to get the number 1 position in the search engines for this term. These Internet marketers then told their friends and then others decided to join in to see if they can get the Number 1 listing in the main search engines for this term, specifically Google, Yahoo and MSN search engines.

To date there are now over 1 million pages in google.com that contain the term “the coolest guy on the planet. Internet marketers have used different strategies to gain the number 1 listing for this term, including purchasing domains with the words coolest guy on the planet, within the actual top level domain names. Others have used 3rd party free hosts such as blogger and typepad to create sub domains containing these words. Though the majority of people vying for the number 1 listing in the search engines are relying on the power of creating back links with the words the coolest guy on the planet as anchor text within the links pointing to their main sites.

On internet marketer who keeps a record on his blog that is dedicated to this competition has recorded his efforts on his blog. He was new to internet marketing and search engine optimization when he came across this coolest guy on the planet competition. In twelve months since he has started he went from a complete novice to now ranking on the front page of google for this term. His efforts to get his website listed highly for this term have taught him many valuable lessons in getting his website ranking highly for this term. Specifically understanding onpage SEO, where he manipulates the content of his website, making changes to the keyword density of the webpage related to his main target key phrase and the main key phrases in links within his website, and offpage seo, specifically concentrating on gaining links from other websites that link to his main website focusing on the quality and quantity of the links focusing on the anchor text of the links pointing to his main website about the coolest guy on the planet.

This is the beauty of online competitions like this one. The are free to join, and great for people new to the internet and internet marketing in general, learning what works and what doesn’t work to get their websites listed. And using this knowledge to get their other websites that generate income for them to rank highly for the niches they are targeting.

Peter Drew is the Author of This article about The Coolest Guy On The Planet and also the Author of Peter Drew.net

Keywords Used to find this Coolest Guy on The Planet site.


 
Keywords Used to find this Coolest Guy on The Planet site.
 ID   Date   Requests   Pos.   WT   OT 
1 05.01.2008 coolest guys 1 0 0
2 05.01.2008 coolest guy planet 2 139 0
3 05.01.2008 coolest guy 2 100 0
4 09.01.2008 the coolest guy ever 2 0 0
5 09.01.2008 the coolest guy 2 0 0
6 09.01.2008 the coolest guy in the world 2 0 0
7 09.01.2008 the coolest guy on the planet 2 0 0
8 08.01.2008 nebbish orthodontia 2 0 0
9 06.01.2008 guy nicest planet 3 39 0
10 03.01.2008 2nd coolest guy on the planet 3 0 0
11 05.01.2008 coolest guy on the planet 3 52 4
12 05.01.2008 coolest dad planet 15 50 0
13 07.01.2008 i am the coolest 19 0 0

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

coolest guy on the planet: who's who in the SEO

Thursday, 6 December 2007

Coolest Guy on the Planet

 
 

coolest guy on the planet: who's who in the SEO wacky races for pole position




 

There's been a race going on for a couple of years now to decide which SEO owns first place in the SERPS for Coolest Guy on the Planet and its probably not news to most people in the SEO industry that Brad Fallon has been there for quite some time. Anyway, let's have a look at the run down of who's competing to be The Coolest Guy on the Planet. I've been pretty general in my analysis here, just a quick look at Google Web, SEO for Fire fox and a quick glance back end, so I haven't looked in any detail at link relevancy, who's linking in, keyword spread, or many of the more nuanced high-hitting techniques I could have done with world enough and time. As a final caveat, links showing on SEO 4 Fire fox seem to have been as erratic as hell for the past week or so; apologies in advance if these figures are wildly out.

 

So who is the alpha SEO on Google Web ?

 


     
  1. & 2: Brad Fallon holds the first 2 places with around 13000 links going to his homepage which gets the top result. According to Brad's website he fell off the face of the planet for this phrase for a little while and then shot back in at numero uno again. Anyway, seems like Brad has held this position just about forever. 1st coolest guy on the planet


     
  2. It's Brad Fallon too. 2nd coolest guy on the planet

     
  3. Jonathon Leger gets in 3rd place behind Brad with only 600 links pointing at the entire site, goes in there using mainly basic white hat techniques that are open to anyone, and claims to do it to the letter of Google's Webmaster Guidelines. There's a lesson in there for all of us. If you tack into the wind rather than against it, the going is always easier. 3rd coolest guy on the planet

     
  4. Using not much more than the title tag, a couple of h1 tags, an h2 tag, meta desc and 6000 odd inbound links Russell Brunson comes in at number 4. Nice job (close the chevron on the meta description tag though). Russ also takes no, 1 spot for coolest guy on the Plant, which is cool in its own way. 4th coolest guy on the planet

     
  5. Mike Fulsome comes in at number 5 for coolest guy on the Planet. This guy is not an SEO, but a mate of Brad Fallon's who wanted to get in on the action. Well done Mike. With only around 90 inbound links obtained through article submission, the perfect domain name (a babe at two years old) and keywords sprinkled through the page nested in good semantic mark-up this is a really respectable job. 5th coolest guy on the planet

     
  6. While aiming to be 3rd Coolest Guy On The Planet, Garrett Boon inadvertently comes in at no 6 for the coolest guy on the planet, which is fairly cool. Garrett has about 200 inbound links to that webpage; although I notice a PR0 which just goes to show how much PR matters. Apparently, Sky strider is a character from World of War Craft and not some sort of SEO software as I first assumed. 6th coolest guy on the planet

     
  7. With a PR5 and 2300 inbound links to this webpage no 7 only needs to tighten up his onsite optimisation in order to become a much fiercer competitor for cool; as he admits himself. With some attention to meta data and some more strategic use of semantic markup we could have a contender here - I'd suggest taking 'July 28, 2007' out of H2 tags and maybe putting, mummy, the coolest guy on the planet in there once or twice (just a bit of editing blog source code needed here). 7th coolest guy on the planet

     
  8. At No 8 Peter Drew is in here to prove a point. Jonathon went in with White Hat and Peter decided to don a Black Hat for this project to see how he would do by comparison. Peter's BH shenanigans look to have got him 35,000 inbound links to his blog, but its hard to be sure with Blog Spot. 8th coolest guy on the planet

     
  9. James Schriamko treated this one as a project and outlines a cohesive project plan for getting where he got. With around 400 inbounds landing on this page, James too only needs to step on the gas with the onsite relevancy to get some extra edge. More semantic markup, and less content nested in div tags and we may see some movement. 9th coolest guy on the planet

     
  10. Patrick holds 10th place with around 200 links pointing at him and a domain that's been around 2 years. There's a few coding probs in here that need fixing such as h2 tags nested in p tags, unclosed p tags and non-breaking spaces nested in h3 tags. I'd clean these up and see what happens. I'm having trouble myself solving a p tag nesting issue with Bloodspots at the moment - whatever I do a bloody superfluous p tag creeps back in and nests my entire content. 10th coolest guy on the planet
     


 

So what do most of these cool guys share in common - well a few of these coolest guy contenders have some pretty dodgy photos. Okay so in my photo I'm hiding behind shades and look like I've just emerged from the bushes after an illicit liaison with a squirrel, but really.
 

So who is really the coolest guy on the planet, is this just SEO testosterone, shameless self-promotion, is this just a case of all us SEO sperm competing to get into Google's golden egg, or is there a serious point? Well of course there is. When SEO come head to head like this and pitt their strengths against each other it really sets the benchmark for the calibre of companies that will work with them, the fees they are worth and their prestige within the industry. It doesn't really matter whether they are competing over the phrase the coolest guy on the planet or who can fit the most frozen peas down their shorts. Ok so there is some implicit kudos loaded into the term coolest guy on the planet. But its also a bit of tongue-in-cheek fun as well; there's nothing really cool about being cool these days and SEO have to be able to laugh at themselves in order to prove to the outside world that we are not an esoteric bunch of juju vendors who belong to some sort of exclusive mystical coven of Inter-nerd warlocks. And even more importantly, to prove that we do not take ourselves too seriously.
 

I might be tempted to go for silliest sod on the planet' or daftest bugger on the planet. Maybe I should even go for the most flatulent guy on the planet. I wasn't nicknamed the Phantom Farter at school for nothing.

 

Anyway, enough for today. I've just put out my billionth cigarette of the day, I smell like a skunk-mayonnaise sandwich and I'm going to dive in the bath.


 

So who is the coolest guy on the planet right now?